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9. Goes to the End of the World Gains a New Meaning in the Bible
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According to the Bible, David was offered the King’s daughter if he came back with 100 foreskins of slain enemies. He came back with 200.
That King knew how to motivate a man.
10. Judas Betrayed Jesus for the Equivalent of Four Months’ Pay Today.
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Matthew 26 states that Judas sold Jesus for “thirty pieces of silver.” Assuming these are the standard coins worth four drachmas each, the total would add up to about $6,000 today.
11. When the Bible Served Practical Needs
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In the Cold War, America sent 20,000 Bibles to Romania.
The Romanians turned them into a toilet paper, as there was a shortage. Necessity is the mother of invention…
12. Watch out for Your balls If You Want to Enter Heaven
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The Bible never states that humans will turn into angels when they die.
It does forbid anyone who had their testicles crushed from entering heaven.
Hmm…What can we say?
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